1.18.2010

.next time you wanna talk smack...


To all of you who said the Vikings were going down big, this is my message to you. This is also what I look like after eating chili, brownies and drinking beer ALL weekend watching some great games.

Speaking of games, let's play a fill-in-the-blank now. If I was not sitting on my ass eating brownies like a cow all weekend, and instead paid $10,000 an afternoon to a stylist to help pick out my nail polish, I would look a hell of a lot better than ________________ did at the Golden Globes last night.

Do tell.


14 comments:

  1. idk, I missed it,.. Boo! I know I got a 3 kid free date night with my two best guys <3

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  2. This is the first year I can't complain about any of those beauties last night! I think they ALL looked AMAZING! Sorry I am so boring...
    XO's

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  3. I stayed up ALL night (we are 7 hours behind) and watched the whole thing. I wanted to see Ricky Gervais. I thought that he was hilarious, but I'm not sure if the audience quite gets all of his sense of humour !!
    Anyway, back to the frocks. I think that most got it right but I would have to put Heidi Klum in the blank. I didn't like the dress and I didn't think that she had scrubbed up very well.... perhaps she's pregnant again !!!! XXXX

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  4. Blank: Patricia Arquette...even sitting on
    my ass eating brownies like a cow all weekend, I still look better than that! What was she thinking?

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  5. nkp-Not sure what half those chicks were thinking. I felt they looked amazing or scary. There was not much so-so.

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  6. wellllll, patricia arquette looked pretty awful. really bad.

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  7. Mariah Carey, Patricia Arquette, Diane Kruger, Sarah Ferguson, Cher, and my worst of the worst Rita Wilson.

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  8. I wish I'd seen it. Can't believe I missed it.

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